Funny Signs

What is the funniest sign you have ever seen?

Mike Boyd of Cary sent me one that made me howl.  Maybe it's because my kids are older with my son in college and my daughter just out of college.

The grocery store sign reads: "Unattended children will be given an expresso and a free puppy."

Here is another one I like. It was at a plumbing shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."

And finally, a sign at a cemetery reads: "Persons prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."