Embarrassing Moments

Would you be willing to share your most embarrassing moment? I am sure it would make an interesting blog topic.

I had one of those moments last Friday. I’m on the air with Kelcey, Elizabeth and Brian. During a commercial break I go to the restroom and realize the zipper on my pants is stuck. I can’t get the zipper to descend. This is after a couple of cups of coffee. I scamper back to the anchor desk and try to pretend that everything is fine. During the next commercial break I head to the men’s room again. The zipper still won’t budge. Back to the anchor desk. I decide I should call my buddy Bob Inskeep during the next commercial break and cancel our monthly breakfast since I will need to head home for a wardrobe change. I try again to loosen the zipper during the next commercial break. I tug a little too hard and the entire "barn door" flies wide open. I couldn't find a clothes pin.  Thank goodness for some masking tape at my desk.  At 9:00AM I drive home and with the help of my wife Cindy and a pair of scissors I am freed from the bondage of my britches and the tyranny of my trousers.